team aqua is still better than team magma
Well, if it isn’t Lobster Boy.”
<Hey, Jake. Remember this morph?>
“Uh-huh. Some reason why you’re morphing to lobster?”
<Ummmm…I dropped my keys down in the pool? I was going to go get them?>
“Well, then it’s a good thing you have the ability to turn into a lobster, because otherwise, what would you do? I mean, normal people, they drop their keys in the pool, they’re just totally helpless. Those keys stay down there. Forever.”
I stopped the morph before I lost my eyes and began to reverse it. As soon as I had a mouth I said, “You seem perky, today. You want something to drink?”
“What are you going to do, morph a cow and squeeze me out a glass of two percent?